dl-Monk's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shoot Kim Jong-il]

WOW!

hey great job baiwan.i won't be surprised if this will make it into the top 50 all-time soon.the one thing i wanted to say is that i don't think SPECTRE is together anymore.i mean the BBS has been down forever and none of us go huntin anymore because of the new system. just thought i'd tell u.

Chen-Baiwan responds:

Thanx for the review...but unfortunately...I don't know about the Top 50...MAN I HATE THOSE little 12 year olds who vote this low...

As for SPECTRE...well...I was hoping that games like these would revive SPECTRE....bringing in publicity and the club, pride. But alas...I was wrong...I guess that for now it's all for loss...

[Alien Hominid]

The best game on the web!

great work synj and tom!the 2 things i would like to see added is for the alien to have more life.don't make him so weak that he's dead after one shot.the other thing i didn't like is once u died u had to start all over again.can u make it so that after u beat each boss but then die later, u can continue at the level after the boss u have just beaten.am i making sense?either build in codes people can enter in to start at level 2 and so on and so on or do it the conventional way where the game remembers where u left off and lets u start from there.other than that...7h15 94m3 15 |ee7! w007!

[The Suicide Bomber Game]

MWAHAHAHA

fun game!i can tell the full version is gonna be a blast...oh,sorry.no pun intended.but uhhhh, when are u gonna release BEEBO 4?i been waitin months for that.

[Pencak Silat 1.2]

Best fighter on here!

this is one fun as hell game.u oughta make more moves for it and work on the controls but other than that this was near perfect.hey,either u or someone here on NG should do something like this using capoeira.for those who don't know what capoeira is, i recomend u look it up at yahoo under sports>martial arts>capoeira.that would be so awesome if somebody made a game of that!

[Coming Soon To Newgrounds]

oh boy can't wait! THPPPPT!!!

oh,its monopoly...MONOPOLY?!this is a joke.u kiddin,right?WOW, advanced special edition Monopoly.thats like sayin a souped up honda civic with tinted windows is the best, most futuristic car out there today and everyone will want it.Whats so special about this edition?Do the play pieces have gun battles?When you go to jail, are you severly beaten by the police then butt-raped by a large inmate named Bubba?Or when you take a street or avenue, are there huge gang wars that start over it?ummmm, sorry to break this to ya but most NG users don't give a damn about cutesy, lil family board games.Take a look at our portal and some of the best games and movies that we have.What 3 elements do these incorporate?BEEEEEP!times up!they incorporate sex, money, and violence.Hey, whats your next prohect gonna be?"Super Advanced Jeopardy Special Edition".hmmmm, gives ya an ideer, don't it?HAHAHAHA, ya geeks!

[Disorderly - Sagway]

um ok

dude,i don't get it.how are u supposed to keep them away from the girlfriend?are they supposed to die or something cuz they aren't.doesn't it defeat the purpose to keep them away when u punch and they fly forward a few inches?explain how u are supposed to win at this game.oh well,it was fun anyways.

[Mini-Putt 2]

great game but...

theres an bug on hole 6 where if u hit the ball hard enough to the right bottom corner where theres a buffer the ball will get stuck into the wall.oh and the hole with the water on each side is too hard

[Wonka's Waste: Toxic Choc]

fun game but...

the movement is too slow and the response time when u press down on the arrows to move is terrible.it takes sloth bout 1-2 seconds to move after i hold down the buttons.also,why don't u use some sound clips from the movie like u did with sloth tv?speed sloths movement a lil and get more sfx in there.ok job though.

JeremyLokken responds:

I know that there is a glitch in the response of Sloth. I didn't use original sounds, because sometimes I want to breka away from the copyrights, but I used Wonka anyway. :) I have been informed that some cpus have no lag in the response. They are key press triggered. I do not know how to fix that... yet.

[you pick portal music v.1]

number 2 is cool

i liked number 2 cuz i think the portal still needs something upbeat.unfortunately i couldn't get loop 5 to work so i don't know what to say about that one.2 is definately the best.